Hello reddit!
I posted this as a comment in another thread but thought I might stick it here as its own quick little story.
A story about a hamster named Forest (Gump)
I once had a masturbating hamster named Forest. He was named after Forest Gump because he was ...slow...even for a hamster. Forest would spend his days happily curled up in his seed dish stroking and patting his balls with his mouth half open and a vacant look in his eyes.
People would come by to visit and since his cage was in the dining room, inevitably they would go over and say - awww how cu--what the hell is he doing?!
One morning we found ol Forest had passed , curled up in his seed cup, still hugging his balls, blissful smile on his little face. We figure he finally achieved orgasm and it was too much for his little hamster heart.
At least he died happy right?
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