So this post might be a mess bc I'm drunk but ya know?????
Today I stayed in instead of going out with friends not because I'm depressed or anything, but because I just really wanted to hang out with my dog.
Reasons I love my dog:
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He's the best snuggler I've ever known. He curls up like a cat and has to be in full contact with me to sleep.
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He has a cute bicycle seat head and big puppy eyes.
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He's obsessed with bones so when I get him a new one he loses his mind.
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He screams when he's excited.
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He does this thing where he uses his paws to get my attention and it kills me every time.
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He's a total pansy when it comes to the cold and begs to have his sweater on before he goes outside.
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He checks on me when I use the bathroom, especially if I take too long.
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He's the strongest little dude. Like seriously this guy is only 50lbs and could pull a wagon.
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He does a little grumble when he gets nice and comf every night.
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He has a really big vocabulary and responds best to "are you a starbin marbin?" "Go outside??" And "go to bed?"
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Every. Freaking. Time. I come home he gets the wiggles and zooms around like an absolute idiot.
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He once stood between me and three other dogs twice his size barking at them to get tf away from me.
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He has long noodle legs.
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He urgently walks wherever he goes. Like, he is never without a mission.
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He Will. Not. sleep until he is under the covers.
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He cleans his arms every day and if you mess up his arm hair he looks at you all offended.
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He poops in circles.
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He doesn't know that other dogs are friendly so when we meet one he constantly looks to me for reassurance.
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Everything I cook for him gets a 10/10 farting ovation
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He has nightmares and when I wake him by petting him he gets all excited and licks me as though he's thanking me.
That's all for now. Anyway I love my dog and can't wait to spend the rest of his life making him feel loved. 💞
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