In this tutorial we will be looking at how to prepare your pet so you could survive in the future. The first you need to do is kill your pet, so you don't burn alive. You can grab a rock or something and bash it in the head with it.
After your pet is dead it is time to remove the fur. To do this procedure you will need a sharp knife/rock. Start plunching a knife in its back and cut its back fur open. Then slice from the cut you made to its belly. After that you would want to start cutting off pieces of fur. Cut the fur off the tail. Start with slowly removing the fur from the pet's head and feet.
Now that you have done the fur removal procedure, you would want to make it more delicious and healthier. Remove the eyes from the pet because no one wants to eat eyes. It is now time to stuff the pet. Open up its anus with ripping it more open with your fingers. Start shoving delicious ingrediens through its anus so it is stored in the stomach. Tape the pet to a stick and light a fire. Cook the animal for 45 minutes.
The last step is to enjoy your meal. You earned it.
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