Little spawn of hell

STORY TIME!

So i got this buddy of mine who I smoke up with every now and then.

Now he got this lil bitch ass dog he picked up from the shelter. Now don’t get me wrong the lil fucker is adorable and super cute. Imagine a fox 🦊 a cat 🐈 and a corgi being thrown into a blender, mix em up real good and this wee ass bitch comes out.

Now my boi here usually comes and picks me up right after work, we drive to his house and get this, every time when we get to his place he opens the door and finds the whole apartment like some pipe bomb went off. Shit chewed up, shit and piss stains everywhere and most of his things spread out through the apartment.

Every single fucking time I sit there for about 40 minutes listening to my boi curse and smack dat lil fuckers bitch ass while cleaning up the (literal and figurative) shit it made while he was gone.

And i’m just sittin there at the kitchen table looking across the apartment at them, just to catch this fucker ( the mutt) sitting in the corner DEADASS SMILIN AT ME lmao.

THE LITTLE FUCKER KNOWS WHAT HE DOIN 😂

Lil spawn of hell lol

Fyi kids das why i dont keep no pets

I aint cleanin up no shit after no tiny beast😏🐈🦊

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