So I am currently locked in my room on the 2nd floor of the house while the ground floor and 1st are both equally in the hands of a gang of cats. This is extremely comical to some degree as I am a 5'11" rugby player, but there a 4, i repeat, FOUR CATS in my house and none of them belong to me. Long story short these cats are all adopted by our University in the United Kingdom and they are all considered like our little mascots. The whole university knows them, pets them and lets them inside major university buildings when they need to as there is food and water provided for them in a secluded area which does not impact with normal student life. So these cats feel like they are the kings of the land around here, much like in Ancient Egypt. I was smoking a cigarette outside with my morning coffee and they all dashed past me and run inside through my back yard, which is very very big and ends on the river which courses through our little town. Now, I'm not a monster. I thought they were cold and hungry so I gave them water, milk and bacon in 3 different bowls. They ate but are now refusing to leave the house. They started going upstairs and now I don't know what to do. There are 3 other people sharing the house with me and they all like Dennis and the Three Whisketeers (that's how they are known in town.) HOW DO I GET THE PUSSY POSSE OUT? HELP ME.
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