1. Let Them Sleep with you in your Bed
One way of expressing how much you love them is to let them sleep with you in your bed. Just don’t stand up to get a drink or go to comfort room cause you might end up sleeping at the corner of your bed or worse on the floor. Just Don’t.
2. Don’t Shout at your Fur Baby
If your fur baby did something unforgivable while you're in the park, shout at people, just please don’t shout at your dogs cause they might experience brain traumas and they might shout at you back. Of course, it would be scary, BE AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID!
3. Tell them you’ll come back as soon as possible
When you go somewhere, you have to tell them you’ll come back home as soon as you can, so they don’t mess around and do dirty stuff. They don’t wanna get caught, they know you’ll come back soon. But make sure you really come back quickly. You know, In case if it doesn’t work.
4. Don’t Force them to Watch TV with you
They might be addicted to it and turn on your tv while you're away and end up a pornographic channel. I hope they can’t get website links from it.
5. Let them travel with you in different Places
Let them explore and go with you to different places, they enjoy it and so as you. Let them know every place in your town so if ever they get lost they just get a taxi and drive straight to your home, just prepare a couple of dollars for the fare and for the hotdogs and for the burgers and for the pizza.
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