Wednesday, 3 March 2021

My cat + Girlfriend + Earwax = opened a can of wtf?!

I have a handsome and large Norwegian Forest Cat.

Now do you think I am weird for finding this disturbing or off putting? Or is this normal and I should just let it go and heck even encourage this kind of thing?

So, I am seeing (unfortunately why its hard) a hot girl but she does something kind of disturbing and now find out all the time for "treats". I noticed by accident just after coming out of the shower, she picked out a chunk of earwax with her little finger with her long finger nail it lay. Then called the cat over, and he sniffed then licked it all up.. then she did it with her other ear....

Instead of ignoring I said "umm, what the f, feeding my cat earwax??".. She clearly was a bit embarrassed but told me just like your 'cum' is good for my hair, earwax is good for his coat and he loves it.

Furthermore, kinda wishing that was that, I think because she had almost gone through a bottle of Rose, she said she once had thrush and a dog. She claimed by letting the dog clean it... she didn't have to use anti-biotics.

Not sure if that is a typical thing woman do but this is now at least the 5th girl I have met (a couple when a bunch of us at a bar table) chatting asked how many of you have let your pet lick you. There were 7 girls and 15 all together and once one said yeh of course, one I was asleep and woke because I don't wear underwear in bed and my dog was licking me.. after pushing him away under the covers. he kept coming back so just let him do it.. then others also had similar things to say.

Anyway, feeding earwax, vaginal fluids etc seems a bit more extreme then when you see people let them lick their faces.. but am I out of touch or am I supposed to just now sit on the couch with her, while watching a show every now and then she will start to give my cat earwax? .. Sometimes best not to know :/

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